Funny Warhammer and Helldivers 2 Shirt | 40k Shirts | The Cure to Male Loneliness is Space Racism | Warhammer T-Shirt
Suit up, Commander — it’s time to confront the final frontier: your social life. This “Cure to Male Loneliness Is Space Racism” T-shirt is a premium cotton tribute to gamer humor, sci-fi fandoms, and the absurdity of online memes.
With bold white text and three iconic helmet silhouettes, this shirt channels the spirit of every galactic soldier who found brotherhood through pixelated battlefields and questionable interplanetary politics. It’s not a manifesto — it’s a meme you can wear.
Perfect for:
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Sci-fi and gaming convention fits 👽
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Ironically serious conversations about lore
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Gift for your friend who says “it’s not a phase, it’s world-building”
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Anyone who knows loneliness can be defeated with squad banter and a headset mic
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is machine washable, meme-approved, and designed for max comfort during long gaming sessions or awkward social respawns.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |