Please Assume the Position Shirt | Funny Fisto Fallout New Vegas Meme T-Shirt

Whether you’re patrolling the Mojave or just dodging NCR taxes, this “Please Assume the Position” T-shirt says it all. Inspired by the iconic protectron, Fisto, from Fallout: New Vegas, it’s the ultimate mix of retro sci-fi style and Vault-Tec-approved sarcasm.

Featuring bold white text and the iconic Securitron graphic, this shirt radiates pure wasteland energy ⚡ — perfect for exploring, modding, or arguing over who blew up the NCR first.

Made from soft, durable 100% cotton, it’s comfy enough to survive the apocalypse, or at least your next gaming marathon. 🎮

🎯 Perfect For:

• ☢️ Fallout: New Vegas fans & retro gamers

• 🤖 Securitron lovers and robot humor enjoyers

• 💀 Gamers with dark, sarcastic wit

• 🎁 Funny gift for wasteland wanderers and collectors

Product Features:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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