Funny Helldivers 2 Shirt – Easily Distracted by Samples Meme T-Shirt Gift for Helldivers Players
In the name of Super Earth, we collect, we grind, we perish — all for samples. 🧪
This hilarious Helldivers 2 meme shirt celebrates the real endgame: sprinting into bug-infested chaos because the research department said it was “important.”
Featuring the colorful sample icons and bold white text, it’s the perfect uniform for loot goblins, science enthusiasts, and accidental team liabilities. 😂
Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, this tee keeps you cool whether you’re farming samples, dodging bots, or apologizing to your squad for triggering another objective “by accident.”
🎯 Perfect For:
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🧪 Helldivers 2 players addicted to collecting
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⚔️ Co-op friends who yell “samples!” mid-fight
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💀 Gamers who know science is worth dying for
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🎁 Perfect funny gift for your squadmates or Malevelon Creek veterans
Product Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |