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For the masterminds who live by hotkeys and cry by Zerg rushes — this RTS Gamer Definition shirt is your badge of honor. 🧠💪
Featuring a hilarious “dictionary-style” definition, this tee captures the chaotic brilliance of those who micro their workers like concert pianists and rage-quit like philosophers. 🎹🔥
Whether you’re a StarCraft II veteran, Age of Empires builder, or Command & Conquer classic, this shirt screams “APM > BPM.”
Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, it’s perfect for gaming sessions, LAN tournaments, or philosophically staring at your ruined base after a proxy rush. 🕹️💀
🎯 Perfect For:
⚔️ RTS fans and competitive gamers
⌨️ Base builders, micro gods, and macro forgetters
💀 Friends still haunted by Feudal Age rushes
🎁 Perfect gift for strategy nerds and eSports enthusiasts
Product Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
RTS Gamer Definition Shirt | Age of Empires Inspired Shirt | Funny Real Time Strategy Meme T-Shirt for RTS Fans
$28.50
Featuring a hilarious “dictionary-style” definition, this tee captures the chaotic brilliance of those who micro their workers like concert pianists and rage-quit like philosophers. 🎹🔥
Whether you’re a StarCraft II veteran, Age of Empires builder, or Command & Conquer classic, this shirt screams “APM > BPM.”
Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, it’s perfect for gaming sessions, LAN tournaments, or philosophically staring at your ruined base after a proxy rush. 🕹️💀
🎯 Perfect For:
⚔️ RTS fans and competitive gamers
⌨️ Base builders, micro gods, and macro forgetters
💀 Friends still haunted by Feudal Age rushes
🎁 Perfect gift for strategy nerds and eSports enthusiasts
Product Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!