Mount & Blade Bannerlord Meme Shirt – Funny Gift T-Shirt for Mount & Blade 2 Players
Rule your day (and your empire) in style with this hilarious “Sorry, I Can’t, I’m Too Busy Expanding My Kingdom” shirt! 🛡️ Featuring a bold medieval warrior design, this tee is perfect for anyone who takes conquest — or gaming — a little too seriously. Whether you’re conquering realms online, building empires IRL, or just avoiding social plans like a true king 👑, this shirt says it all.
Made with the ultra-durable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, it delivers classic comfort, long-lasting quality, and a fit worthy of royalty. Wear it while gaming, relaxing, or plotting your next glorious expansion.
⚡ Why You’ll Love It:
This shirt is perfect for anyone who knows the struggle of charging into battle only to get hit by a friendly arrow. Funny, relatable, and built for comfort — it’s your new go-to shirt for spreading the Bannerlord spirit (and a few laughs).
🎮 Ideal Gift For:
- Mount & Blade: Bannerlord fans
- Medieval strategy gamers
- Friends who love funny gamer merch
✨ Features
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!