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For every commander who’s ever yelled “SEND IN THE RAMS!” — this shirt is your battle cry in cotton form. 💀
Inspired by Age of Empires II & IV’s most iconic siege unit, this “OnlyRams” T-shirt combines meme culture with medieval destruction in perfect harmony.
Made from soft, durable 100% cotton, it’s ideal for marathon campaigns, ranked RTS sessions, or just flexing your inner strategist at LANs and conventions. 🧠🎮
With a bold, clean design featuring a beautifully rendered battering ram, this tee is equal parts nostalgia, chaos, and builder’s rage.
🎯 Perfect For:
🏰 Age of Empires fans and RTS veterans
🐏 Siege weapon lovers and meme enjoyers
💀 Teammates who definitely forgot to make archers
🎁 Funny gift for gamers, streamers, and strategy nerds
Product Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
OnlyRams | Age of Empires Meme Shirt | Funny AoE T-Shirt Gift for RTS Players
$28.50
Inspired by Age of Empires II & IV’s most iconic siege unit, this “OnlyRams” T-shirt combines meme culture with medieval destruction in perfect harmony.
Made from soft, durable 100% cotton, it’s ideal for marathon campaigns, ranked RTS sessions, or just flexing your inner strategist at LANs and conventions. 🧠🎮
With a bold, clean design featuring a beautifully rendered battering ram, this tee is equal parts nostalgia, chaos, and builder’s rage.
🎯 Perfect For:
🏰 Age of Empires fans and RTS veterans
🐏 Siege weapon lovers and meme enjoyers
💀 Teammates who definitely forgot to make archers
🎁 Funny gift for gamers, streamers, and strategy nerds
Product Features:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |